Monday, January 18, 2016

NEW SCRIPT FOR DI


SCRIPT FOR DI AND STUFF

Narrator: oh hey, I didn't see you there. Well, since you're here, lemme tell you a story about my favorite animal the Indonesian mimic octopus.

(Octopus swims onstage) +Factual evidence

Narrator: *opens book* once upon a time, in an ocean far, far, away, a mimic octopus was swimming in the ocean.

(Octopus continues to swim)

When she sees a crab, feeling hungry he swims over to the crab to feast on the poor crustacean.



*looks up dramatically* but the poor octopus did not realize that she was swimming over a cleverly disguised fishing net, resting on the ocean floor.
Suddenly, the net is pulled up out of the sand, trapping the octopus and many other unfortunate fish. To a fearful destiny of delicious sushi.

*Frances and Tim (Ding!!!)

(Boat comes up and you see fishermen)

Narrator: The fisherman put their catch in the cooler and then start to talk.

Fisherman Tim: we sure gotta big catch today

Fisherwoman: let's see what we got-

BABOOM THUNDERSTRUCK (AC/DC)

FisherTim: SAVE IT KID WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.

(Fishermen run off scene)

SCENE CHANGES

Narrator: meanwhile, in the bathing dragon, which is a very popular Asian food restaurant, two chefs were discussing their new order that will start a culinary revolution.

Chef Frances: today, we are going to be given the most important shipment of our career.

Chef Ella: *cracks knuckles* they better get the shipment right. This is important! We got big people paying big money.

Narrator: the fisherman finally arrived at the docks, carrying their cargo over to the Chef.

Fisherman Timmy Tim: here is your order, sir!


Chef Francy France; Ma’am


Fisherman: sorry Ma’am, here you go


Chef Frances: this better be good

(Frances turns) Put the Octopus in the tank over there


(Fisherman puts the Octopus in tank)

(OCTO-MORPH!!!!!)

(Chef turns around to see the morphed octopus)

Chef: *gasps* how dare you! Give me such rubbish, as this- this- this HORSE-SHOE CRAB!

Narrator: the fisherman looks down into the tank with surprise to see a Horse-Shoe Crab.

Fisherman: I didn't catch this I checked-
*voice falters* I swear it was an octopus! Just as you ordered!

Chef: get out of my restaurant! You have failed me to the highest extent! You have disgraced me, my family, my cow, for generations to come!

(Chef starts to stalk off, to then turn back around)

Chef: *Points Finger* And!!! This establishment!

(Fisherman slowly backs away and reached for the horse-shoe crab)

Chef: NO!!! We keep this and sell it for money!

Fisherman; okay!

Narrator: the chefs took the so called Horse-Shoe Crab and put it in a tank.


(Everyone walks away)

(The octopus then turns regular then picks the lock)

Narrator: the octopus picks the lock then climbs out of the tank. She then crawls across the dock and into the ocean.

BACK TO OCEAN SCENE

Narrator: the Octopus ,swimming happily in the ocean, goes back to its home and lives a short and happy life.

THE END

Monday, January 4, 2016

SCRIPT SO FAR

SCRIPT FOR DI AND STUFF

Narrator: oh hey, I didn't see you there. Well, since you're here, lemme tell you a story about an Indonesian mimic octopus. 

(Octopus swims onstage)

Narrator: so once upon a time, a mimic octopus was swimming in the ocean.

(Octopus continues to swim)

When he sees a crab, feeling hungry he swims over to the crab to feast on the poor crustacean. 
Suddenly, a net is pulled up out of the sand, trapping the octopus and many other unfortunate fish. 

(Net comes out of nowhere and France's blue stool) 

SCENE CHANGES TO FISHERMEN

Narrator: The fisherman put their catch in the cooler and then start to talk. 

Fisherman Tim: we gotta big catch today

Fisherwoman: let's see what we got-

BABOOM THUNDERSTRUCK

FisherTim: SAVE IT KID WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 

(Fishermen run off scene)

SCENE CHANGES
 
Narrator: meanwhile, in the bathing dragon, which is a very popular Asian food restaurant in California, two chefs were discussing their new order that will start their new dish that will a culinary revolution. 

Chef Ella: today, we are going to be given the most important shipment of this year. 

Chef Timmy Tim: *cracks knuckles* they better get the shipment right. This is important! They are people that are already waiting out front. 

Narrator: the fisherman finally got to port, carrying their cargo into the kitchen. 

FishTim: here is your order, sir!

Chef Ella: this better be good

(Grabs cooler then opens) 

Chef: *gasps* how dare you! Give me such rubbish, as this lionfish! 

Narrator: the fisherman looks down into the cooler with surprise to see a lionfish. 

Fisherman: I didn't catch this I checked-
*voice falters*

Chef: get outta my restaurant! You have failed me to the highest extent! You have disgraced me, my family's for generations to come, and this establishment! 

(Fisherman slowly backs away and reached for the cooler) 

Chef: NO!!! We keep this and sell it for money!

Fisherman; okay!

Narrator: the chefs took the so called lionfish and put it in a tank. 

*shows the octopus in tank* 

(The octopus then turns regular then picks the lock) 

Narrator: the octopus picks the lock then climbs out of the tank. He crawls out of the restaurant. And into the sea. 

BACK TO OCEAN SCENE

Narrator: the Octopus swims back into the ocean and lives a short and happy life. The end. 

Friday, January 1, 2016

Happy Hanukkah!!!

Hey losers! Happy Hanukkah!!! Can't wait to see your souls at DI soon. C ya'll!
~Aubrey the Flannel Queen